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at prom some girl dropped her corsage and cut her toe and she was bleeding so the dj stopped the music and i said “i guess there really is blood on the dancefloor“and my date slapped me across the face
Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?
You are the innovator of our generation
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I’m sorry my children that this gif is such terrible quality. Hopefully, someone will be able to make a better one. Until then…let our eyes eyehump this gif accordingly.
EDIT: Yes, that is John humping the stage. Original video is here. They tore shit up to protest having to lip sync.
HAHAHA oh wow I have never ever seen this until right now this is quite hilarious and somewhat sexy
Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]
oh my goD
My life personified.
STOP UNFOLLOWING ME I HAVE 5 CHILDREN AND A WIFE TO SUPPORT
you are a gay teenage boy
NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN